kebodohan yang harus anda hindari

 
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends ?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !

? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : “Do you have color TV ?”
Salesgirl : “Yes !”
Ah Beng : “Give me a green one, please “

? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on
Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on “Salary Expected” He is
not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes ” Yes “

? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : “What is that shiny object ?”
Salesgirl : “That is a thermos flask.”
Ah Beng : “What does it do ?”
Salesgirl : “It keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold”
Ah Beng : “I’ll buy it”

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo
flask

Boss : “What is that shiny object ?”
Ah Beng : “It’s a thermos flask.”
Boss : “What does it do ?”
Ah Beng : “It keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold”
Boss : “What do you have in it !?”
Ah Beng : “Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice
cream”

? ? ? ? ? ?

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng
always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.

? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms
because he thinks his picture is being taken.

? ? ? ? ? ?

Why can’t Ah Beng dial 911 ?
Because he can’t find the number 11 (eleven) on the
phone.

? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and
was using it.
When he encountered some problems.
He decide to use the ‘Help’ command after some
tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the
computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : “I press the ‘F1’ key for help ah but
it’s been over half an hour & still nobody come
and help me Lah ?!”

? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears
and he answered,
“I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring Lah –
but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron
and stuck it to my ear Lah”

“Oh dear !” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But
… what happened to the other ear ?”

Ah Beng answered : “That stupid dumbo called back
Lah !!!!”

? ? ? ? ? ?

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.

Ah Beng : “COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?”
Operator : “JUST A MINUTE…”
Ah Beng : “THANK YOU Lah” AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

? ? ? ? ? ?

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he’d been
working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished
puzzle to a friend.

“It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT”, Ah Beng brags.
“FIVE MONTHS ? THAT’S TOO LONG”, the friend exclaims.
“YOU ARE A FOOL.” Ah Beng replies, “SEE THIS BOX,
IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS”.

? ? ? ? ? ?

At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng’s left
tells the bartender,
“JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE”, and his companion
says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE”.

The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, “AND YOU,
SIR ?”

Ah Beng replies : “Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED Lah”
 

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